Last Vegas

Last Vegas
This is a feel good movie.  It is The Hangover movie for the over 40’s.  And I loved every moment of it.

It is full of acting royalty.  Michael Douglas, Kevin Kline, Morgan Freeman and of course Robert DeNiro.

And the script is outstanding.  It is funny without having to resort to being crude or disgusting such as the sequels to  The Hangover film. 

I cannot say who the demographic is for this film as the age range in the cinema varied from about eight years to 80!  This is not what I would call a family film, but it is certainly much milder than some of the other options out there at the moment.

The story is a familiar one.  One guy of four friends is getting married in Vegas and they have to throw him a bachelor party. (Stag do to us Englanders!).

It is an adventure of a weekend but with heart and soul – which Bridesmaids and Hangover do not have.  Maybe I am just getting old.  But I loved this film.  It was a predictable story but with fantastic performances, fantastic script and heart – I cannot recommend it highly enough.

It is a fantasy film – Because a 20 year old pretty young thing would never go with a married 60 something guy unless he was a millionaire and single.  Also how many of you get free accommodation in Vegas?  Yeah, thought so.  It is pure fantasy but ideal for a wet January weekend.

Go cheer yourself up and see this.  It will be a refreshing change from Mandela, The Railway Man and 12 years a slave.

Jason Donovan has kissed my hand and other reasons to go see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!

Jason Donovan has kissed my hand.  Have I told you that?  It was a long time ago and yet people today are still interested to hear that story.

It is because of that story that my sister bought me tickets to see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert starring Jason Donovan for my birthday.

So one rainy Saturday afternoon in January, we glammed ourselves up and went to Milton Keynes Theatre to see the show.

And what a show it is! Priscilla makes The Rocky Horror show look like a shy closeted virgin compared to this!

Firstly I have to warn you how much I am about to use the word ‘Fabulous’.  Cause it is absolutely and totally FABULOUS!

The costumes were second to none and I have never seen a show with so many costume changes!  There were cake costumes, ostrich and feather costumes, paintbrush costumes (I kid you not!) and many other outrageous costumes, fake eyelashes (longer than I have ever seen!) and a lot of pink!

Some of the one-liners were really funny – ‘Go take your hormones’ – comeback was ‘Yes I just saw a whore moan’.

Jason Donovan even got a line in saying ‘how he had always fancied Scott from Neighbours’.

I loved the opening lines, ‘Hello ladies and….er ladies.  Who doesn’t want to dress up in makeup and glitter and dance around…oh yes…the lesbians!’

It is a well written script, and was delivered well.

I did love the lead in to MacArthur Park.  Bernadette and Bob had been eating cake and drinking champagne.  They left the cake out in the rain…I don’t think that I can take it…as it took so long to bake it…and I’ll never have that recipe again. Oh no! Just brilliant!

And the bar scene at Broken Hill.  A very funny and well-choreographed scene with the red-necks and mullets.  The contrast with the drag queens just made it really funny. Fabulous!

The whole cast were fabulous but I need to give a special mention to the following for their outstanding performances.

Felicia (played by Graham Weaver) – he could really sing and was fantastic at camping it up. I just loved his performance.

Bernadette (played by Wayne Fitzsimmons) who carried the whole show!  He was a perfect Bernadette (even though he was the understudy for the role) and really showed us how talented he is. Outstanding performance and very moving in places.

The three girls who were like mermaids in the air doing all the singing were absolutely fabulous. They could really sing! Forget ‘The Voice’.  These ladies know a tune or two.

I also have to mention the young boy who played Benji.  He is not named in the programme but was outstanding in his role.  I know he will be big one day with that sort of performance under his belt.

In fact the only person who I didn’t think gave their all to their performance was Jason Donovan.  His dancing and singing was half-hearted at best.  He really looked like he was struggling with his performance and at the end he said he was exhausted and glad there was only one more show to do.  Jason – that is not the way to keep your fan-base! You should always give 100% or just not do the show.  I know he is better than that as I have seen him in other performances.  It looked like he was frightened to camp it up too much.  All he did was to show how talented the other performers are around him.

I totally loved the show. It’s the most camp and outrageous show around. But just don’t see it with Jason in it!

PS. Did I mention they had my lipstick on?!  My lipstick from the Clothes Show.  You don’t remember?  The photos never lie! ;)

 

 

It's Panto season! Snow White and the seven dwarves.

It was a show like no other.  Snow White is my all-time favourite Disney show and I was delighted to hear it was this year’s panto at Milton Keynes Theatre.  I was doubly delighted to hear that Kev Orkian was going to be one of the stars.  I had seen him a few years before and remember how much he made me laugh so I was really looking forward to it.

 We had stalls (row cc so very near the front of the stage) and despite it being a Monday night in January, it was a warmish evening with not much rain.  So of to the panto we went. Oh no we didn’t. Oh yes we did! (What?!  Too early?!)

The performers were brilliantly cast and although I don’t think Snow White lends itself as easily to panto as ‘Cinderella’ or ‘Aladdin’ does, it was a good panto, full of a range of songs, dances and comedy.  I know I am getting old when the first song sounded like The Clash’s ‘Should I stay or should I go?’ but turned out to be a song by One Direction called ‘Live while we’re young’. (I hope Mr Cowell has paid the duties for stealing the song!).

Kev Orkian did not let me down.  He made me cry so much (with laughter) I am sure he could hear me.  My favourite bits of Kev were:

·         Gagging at the ugly woman

·         Commenting on the trees moving (It was painted scenery)

·         The song with the prince about being all alone

·         And finally…he brings kids onto the stage and ad-libs with them.  I couldn’t help but laugh at the poor kid who got a jigsaw puzzle in this day and age. He just hugged her and the whole audience felt sorry for her.

Kev is a true professional and I would highly recommend going to see him if you get the chance. He is just brilliant! I know he is also a talented pianist but we didn’t see that in this Panto.  Oh no we didn’t!

Although the show was very funny – the thing that was the funniest and what we will remember for a very long time to come, was the ‘Mr Smelly’ that my son had to sit next to (well I couldn’t sit next to him or I would gag). When I say he smelled. He SMELLED!! It was so bad I could taste it and felt I had a tissue out to cover the smell for most of the show.  My nose had been violated by the stench of that man.  He obviously wasn’t homeless as he had paid for a ticket and had a mobile phone.  But he was alone.  I just hoped people didn’t think we were with him or that we were the ones that smelt.  This wasn’t just a smell of B.O., it was the smell of someone who hadn’t washed in weeks or months. The last time I had smelt anyone that bad was in middle school where a boy on my table smelt the same.

When the wicked queen talked about snow white drawing her last breath, I knew how Snow White would feel.  I was gasping for breath and had to go out in the break, not for a drink but for some fresh air.

Just before the second half I got talking to the lady sitting behind me. (Behind you!!!Oh come on this is panto-season!)  She moved up a seat cause he smelt and got her perfume out and sprayed him with it.  It didn’t help much but I couldn’t stop crying with laughter.  I don’t think I would have the nerve to do what she did but was so grateful to her for trying.  I felt her and I carried the audience this night as many of them didn’t shout out much and didn’t stand up to dance.  I believe I was the only one standing up and dancing but this is nothing new!

Jennifer Ellsion is a talented singer and looked fabulous.  I loved her dress and she did make a very good wicked queen.  I just wish she would leave more time for the booing – otherwise we miss what she is saying.  Snow white was played by Kate Stuart and she had a lovely singing voice.  She didn’t seem hugely confident and I wish she had interacted with the audience more to get them to warm to her.  When Herbert was about to stab her in the woods the only person shouting no was the woman behind me. (Behind you!!!)  The prince was played by Shaun Dalton and he could sing and was very good at playing the slightly dumb prince.

However the other outstanding stars of the show were the seven dwarfs. I don’t know if it is still politically correct to say dwarves, but they were professional actors and were so good at portraying their individual characters.  I know Warwick Davis needs no introduction – he has been in everything including Star Wars and Harry Potter.  Well he didn’t get where he is today by not being a very talented actor – and my personal favourite of his in the show was when he did the Elvis impersonator songs.  I never saw that coming and boy was he great!  It was a total joy to watch.  I do believe I was the only one dancing to his ‘suspicious minds’ and wish I had brought some knickers to throw at him!

I did love all the dwarves. It was nice to see real actors play these roles rather than children and as professional actors they really brought the characters to life. I did recognise most of them from Star Wars and Labyrinth – they are true veterans.  I had seen Danny in the pub across the road a week before and starred at him. I hope he realised it was because I had recognised him from the movies. I just wasn’t brave enough to go over and say hello. I do regret that now. I’m sorry Danny!

I also have to give a mention to the dancers.  Thriller was absolutely fabulous. Michael would have been proud of you.  I wanted to get up with you and join in.  It was perfectly executed.

All in all it was a very good show.  I did miss men in drag doing ugly sisters or Aladdin’s mum but it was lovely to see a Panto where everyone had talent and wasn’t just in it cause years ago they might have been on the TV!  So a huge thank you to all the cast and crew for such an entertaining evening.

However – I was so glad to get away from the seat and breathe again. I carry a big handbag but never thought I would need to carry Febreze.  We got home and bathed as soon as we could!

 

 

 

Where is my Glittering prize?

I had been really excited to hear that Simple Minds were touring again. I had seen them in the mid 1980’s at the height of their fame at the Milton Keynes Bowl and had really enjoyed the gig.

To hear them join forces with Ultravox and gig at the O2 arena was too much to resist and I bought tickets as soon as they were released.

The hotel and train was booked. We dumped our stuff off at the hotel and headed over to the O2. I love the O2. It has a magical atmosphere. It is full of very overpriced restaurants and they are all very busy – but it doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm. I suppose it is because every time I go to the O2 it is to see a band or show at the O2 arena.

I spent £90 on merchandise in less than 5 minutes. (How long did it take me to earn that money? More than 5 minutes I suspect!)

However, this was my first time to the O2 as an O2 customer. I am glad I switched. I was given priority VIP treatment. I could hang my coat in the free cloakroom, was offered free mints, hang out in the VIP lounge bar and had a private lift up to the arena. No queuing. No hassle. It was just perfect.

We found out seats and got ready for the first of tonight’s acts, Ultravox.  I had never seen Ultravox before, but of course everyone knows Vienna and Midge from co-writing ‘Do they know it’s Christmas?’ 

I was amazed at the quality of Ultravox.  This is not a small venue and Ultravox had everyone going. I was standing and dancing for the whole of their set (Yes I even danced to Vienna although not quite sure how now).  They were amazing and Midge’s voice is very powerful.

I knew a lot more Ultravox songs than I thought I would. I was impressed how they comfortably filled the room. They were a class act.

There was a short interlude before Jim Kerr from Simple Minds led the band on stage and asked the audience to ‘show me your hands’. Errm why? Do you think they need washing? It was a strange thing to say and perhaps I just didn’t get it – did he mean he wanted us to clap? He said it a lot. A lot. A LOT! It got a bit old after a while. And I always loved how Jim danced. He used to use his arms and hands a lot. (A bit like my dancing!) So I missed that – where were his hands? He crouched down a lot but I wanted to see him dance!

Anyway, none of that matters cause Simple Minds have made some epic tracks and I couldn’t wait to hear them. I have to say it was wonderful to hear all my favourite tracks such as ‘I travel’, ‘Love Song’ and ‘Sanctify yourself’.

They started off with Waterfront.  I love this track and it was a great one to start the show. However I did find that either the music was drowning out the vocals a bit or Jim was not singing where he should. It was hard to hear him clearly. I am a words person. I like lyrics. I want to hear the words. And actually while I am at it, Jim listen to me – I paid a lot of money to hear you sing. I have a personal hate of singers expecting us (the audience) having to sing the song for them. Its ok for the odd one line or for the extras (you know the naaa naa’s and dooo dooo’s) but Jim kept asking us to do the work for him. At one point he said ‘We should pay you’. Well now you mention it…if you don’t sing it clearly and most of it then maybe you should! We paid to hear you sing Jim – stop making us do the work!

He joked about how broke the band are as the lights are so expensive, but actually all he did was make me do a mental calculation of how much this had cost me. The train to London, the hotel, food for two days, merchandise and of course the cost of the ticket. Now times that by 70,000 or however many people were at the gig and I thought his bank do not think he is too shabby right now! He should probably not say things like that – it’s not warming his audience to him in these times of austerity.

I think it is fantastic that Simple Minds can still pull such a crowd to fill the O2 and other large arenas, but I think it’s not the same. Simple Minds did not feel sincere and I was left feeling they had sold-out.  Personally, I would not choose to go another Simple Minds gig again. Yes I was that disappointed!

However, Glittering prize and Waterfront been stuck in my head since the gig – you cannot deny the quality of the tracks!

Set List:

1. Waterfront
2. Broken Glass Park
3. I Travel
4. Once Upon a Time
5. All the Things She Said
6. Hunter and the Hunted
7. Promised You a Miracle
8. Glittering Prize
9. Theme For Great Cities
10. Someone Somewhere in Summertime
11. This Fear of Gods
12. The American
13. Love Song
14. See the Lights
15. Don't You (Forget About Me)
16. Let It All Come Down
17. New Gold Dream (81-82-83-84)
18. Encore:

18. Speed Your Love to Me
19. Sanctify Yourself
20. Alive and Kicking
21. Encore 2:

21. Ghostdancing/ Take Me To River / Gloria

 

 

 

 

 

Two helpings of Blancmange? Yes please!

Two helpings of Blancmange? Yes please.

I had been looking to seeing Blancmange for months. They were doing a very special night at my favourite club, Only After Dark (OAD), after their UK tour.

But whilst trying to Google the set list on Sunday, I only found out they were playing Milton Keynes that night. I am not a spontaneous person. I like to plan my gigs – but an opportunity like this was not to be missed and so we bought tickets online and drove to a pub I hadn’t been to in over 30 years!

It was a bit like going back in time. The pub hadn’t changed that much. I didn’t have good memories from it either. It was this very pub that someone opened up my handbag and stole my camera out of my bag. I had also once (when I was very young) taken an offer of a lift home after missing the last bus. The one person I knew in the car was dropped off first and I was left with a stranger who threatened to throw me over the railway lines. I never did anything like that again. He had really scared me. So the Crawford Arms does not hold good memories for me. Tonight I was hoping that all was going to change.

The support act was Ernest Herb. He was one guy with a keyboard but he had a lovely tone to his voice and could really play. It was a bit gappy in between songs and I don’t think he really knew about working the audience, but you can’t hide real talent and he was very talented.

Then for the main attraction. Blancmange came onstage headed up by Neil Arthur. This is a man with a great voice, a talent for song- writing and a great sense of humour.

After the first couple of tracks, someone in the audience shouted something out. He couldn’t hear so he asked them to repeat it. They embarrassingly said never mind, but he said ‘well it was long enough, give it another go’. This time we all heard the man say ‘play the track from Now that’s what I call music 3’. Neil said to him ‘well let us know when we play it won’t ya’ it was a brilliant comeback. He was great at working the crowd.

‘I can’t explain’ is such a great opening track – it has the energy and angst of punk with the electronic genius of kraftwerk. It is one of my personal favourites and it was fantastic to hear it live. It was followed up by ‘Feel me’, which is my personal all-time favourite.  I love feel me (and had my original 12” signed afterwards) as the words and bassline just work so well together. And of course it has the immortal line… ‘put your hand in a pocket, a pocket of a friend. What do you feel? Tell me now?’. Classic.

He went on to sing the rest of the happy families’ album in full, including wasted and waves. This is the first time it has ever been done and it was fantastic. On ‘sad day’ he picked up the guitar himself and played. It was a beautiful moment. This album is so diverse and special. If you only know Blancmange for ‘Living on the ceiling’ then buy this and have a listen. It truly is a work of art.

He came back for his encore with the band saying they are the tribute band. ‘Tribute bands – they are so technically correct – but that’s not the point is it?’ I loved his sense of humour and the band looked like they were all having a great time. They finished with Blind Vision.  It was an excellent night.

He came out to meet me and sign my stuff (including my much treasured ‘Some Bizarre album’ which the band manager told me is worth about £300 – I had no idea!).

They had some very special merchandise on sale – happy families’ playing cards, cups, t shirts, albums (that were only sold at the gigs!) and vinyl as well as posters of the event. The artwork for Blancmange has always been well thought through and it is reflected throughout the merchandise.

I feel very lucky to have been at this small gig in Milton Keynes, but do you know what the best thing is? I get to hear it all again at OAD on Saturday!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Children in Need

Warning – rant in progress!

Today is children in need day. Only it has been children in need month with the run up to the event. You couldn’t turn on the TV without a reminder or two about it. We have been almost brainwashed by it.  But instead of being brainwashed, I am feeling more and more annoyed about it for several reasons.

Firstly Radio 2 has been doing amazing prizes all week, but to even have a chance you have to bid over 30k. In these times of recession do the very rich need to gloat like that about how they can afford to give huge sums of money away? (I believe the Monaco Grand Prix trip went for more than my mortgage!)

If the rich have that amount of money and want to donate – the graceful thing would be to do it in private instead of doing it so publicly. I was made redundant this year and now earn substantially less than I did. I don’t need reminding of other people’s wealth.

I also have issues with all the brainwashed public who dress up and raise money for children in need. Now be honest, are they really doing it to raise money or is it another way of saying ‘look at me and how good I am raising money for charity?’

I have worked in the third (charitable) sector for a long time. I have personally volunteered since I was 21 years old. I have donated my time and money to several charities over the years. I don't need a big cheque or to go on national TV to do it.

There are lots of small charities who are really struggling to survive. So if you want to dress up and raise money – do it locally. Do it to really make a difference rather than making you look good. Do it so you can see the difference in your local community. Or if you want to make a difference to the vulnerable abroad, how about donating to the emergency relief in the Philippines? Now there are some people who really need our help.
But please think about donating your time and money carefully. Don’t be a sheep.

OK - rant over!

Thor - The Dark World

I had enjoyed Thor and had been looking forward to this film. I was not disappointed.

This is in fact a much better film than the original for the following reasons:

1.       Lots of action

2.       Lots of funny lines

3.       Lots of ancient world and magic

4.       Great scene of Thor washing with a bare chest!

The story is a good one. The dark elves want the worlds to be dark. It is an ancient story of revenge and a familiar one to many other films.  Thousands of years ago Asgard won the fight against evil and hid their dangerous weapon, The Aether.

The fight between the Asgard and the dark elves is inevitable but there are a few twists and turns in this story which are unexpected.

The dark elves look like cybermen in their war costumes and some of the magic ‘tricks’ are stolen from Star Trek, but none of this takes away from the enjoyment of the film.

Chris Hemsworth is Thor and what a phoorrr he is!  With Anthony Hopkins as Odin you know this will be a well-acted film. The outstanding star of the show and the one with the best lines is Tom Hiddleston who plays Loki.

I don’t need to convince you to watch this – if you love Marvel films you will love it. If you like fantasy adventure you will love it. If you like Chris Hemsworth (also in Rush) you will love it.

Call me a geek – but I loved this film!

It might not be film of the year (my personal vote for that goes to ‘Now you see me’) but this is a very pleasant way to spend a Sunday afternoon.